MAKE IT HAPPEN, BECAUSE THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THEM IS DETERMINATION. - RINNA ESCAMILLA

Closed mouths don't get fed.

You Cock Juggling ThunderCunt, you like Cockamole on your Faceadilla huh?!

I am just a crazy (literally, but no one believes me) down to earth Southern Girl who enjoys the high low life! I have been from one extreme to another and can adapt to any situation. I have pulled myself up from the depths of homelessness, drug addiction, sex addiction and have come out the other side a polished, respectable young woman.
I was a Pimp, Brothel Owner, Street Pharmaceuticalist(Drug Dealer for you slow ones), Bartender, Model, Model Booker, and Publicist who now throws Swing Parties. You gotta problem with that?! Oh well; K.I.M. - Keep It Moving.

Throwing my swinger parties, parties that; no you cannot come to, you have to be a member of my PRIVATE Yahoo Group to be invited. That is my newest venture and I am LOVING it!

Of course dinner parties are great! Those you can be invited to....... That and my Wii Tournaments I have here in Jersey City; I can Whup your ass either KO'ing you in Boxing, or Bowling a 244 against ya; Golfing with my Handicap of 1 under Par; Outscoring you in Baseball; or of course Hitting Aces against you all day in Tennis. Now if you wanna get in where you fit in; you gotta ante up. We play $10 games. Holla For A Dolla.

Of course I am telling you RIGHT NOW; you have problems with me and my lifestyle, PLEASE LEAVE. I WILL NOT BE HELD DOWN BY SMALL MINDED PEOPLE WHO HATE ON ME FOR TRYING TO CONSTANTLY DO BETTER. YOU CAN'T HANG WITH THE SWINGER LIFE OR MY PAST; COOL, BUT DO NOT PUT ME DOWN FOR DOING ME. I AM NOT ANYONE TO JUDGE, SO WHO ARE YOU?! IF I CAN RISE ABOVE IT, YOU CAN TOO. WE CAN ALL BE PHRIENDS. Besides, People Who Live In Glass Houses..... Can Be Seen At All Times! LOL I mean Shouldn't Throw Stones. LOL

OH One more thing; Phuk with me, my money, or loved ones and I WILL have you under the Brooklyn Bridge in a wig, makeup and a dress selling your ass for me - this goes for MALES & FEMALES. I have done it before and have NO problem doing it again.

I also have a blog where from time to time I do get a great dialogue going about sex and laws and testing and parties and all sorts of things pertaining to S-E-X! WWW.STARRPHUK.BLOGSPOT.COM Come and check me out! If you are really into the lifestyle, then hit me up and we can talk. I can then add you to my PRIVATE Yahoo Group...

Have a great day the Starrphuk way;)!
Rinna

See me on Facebook or MySpace as I NEVER come on here anymore....

Or if you are into the swinging lifestyle hit me up on AFF.COM or swinglifestyle.com. I throw swinger parties and am always on the lookout for newbies;)! lol

Also if you do hit me up, let me know where you found me, i.e. what website you found us on.

Of course if you are someone who can scratch my back I can most definitely scratch yours.

Have a great day the Starrphuk way;)!
Rinna

I love to cook and am thinking of one day opening either a catering company or a restaurant. I love to see the joy in peoples faces when they eat my food.

Jay-Z, Madonna, Britney Spears, Snoop, Dr. Dre, Nelly, Eminem, 50 Cent, Choclatt, Justin Timberlake, Wu-Tang Clan, Thievery Corporation, Bebel Gilberto and her Pops; Joao Gilberto, Any of the Ultra Chilled CD's, Sam Cooke, Anita Baker, The O'Jays, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, The Who, Sting, The Police, Credance Clearwater Revival, Tina Turner, Ray Charles, Miles Davis, The Supremes, MJ, Biggie, N'SYNC, Sean Paul, David Cassidy, Steve Miller Band, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Suzanne Vega, Genesis, Robert Palmer, Anything from the 80's actually, Everclear(Gotta love a band named after the most disgusting alcoholic drink EVER!), I am newly into Carla Bruni(The French First Lady), Kanye West, John Legend, N.E.R.D., Pharrell Williams(SO HOTTTTT, HIM AND HIS MUSIC), Tupac, Eric Clapton, The Animals, Rolling Stones, U2, Christina Aguilera, NIN, ... Can you tell pretty much ANY MUSIC THAT IS GOOD.

Gone With The Wind, Transformers, E.T., Old School, Legally Blonde, Sweet Home Alabama, Dangerous Liasons and the remake; Cruel Intentions, Blazing Saddles(any Mel Brooks flims actually), Derailed, Dark Knight, Street Kings, The Departed, Manhattan, Mighty Aprhodite(any Woody Allen films actually), Crooklyn, Do The Right Thing(Any Spike Lee Joint actually), How To Marry A Millionaire, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Devil Wears Prada, Niagra, Vertigo, The Birds, Psycho(Hitchcock NOT the remake. Any Hitchcock film actually), Some Like It Hot(With THE best closing line EVER; Well, Nobody's Perfect. Watch the movie and you will see how hilarious this is!), How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, Boom, Cleopatra, Giant, Rebel Without A Cause, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Roman Holiday, Best In Show, This Is Spinal Tap, Chicago, The Producers, Citizen Kane, A Clockwork Orange(Once again, ANY Stanley Kubrick films), Wedding Crashers, The Break Up, Swingers(You're so money and you don't even know it.), Made(Cardiff Giant, we're with Cardiff Giant, did you check the Cardiff Giant account?), Ferris Buellers Day Off(Bueller, Bueller, Anybody?), Dogma, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back(And again, any Kevin Smith Film), Dirty Dancing, Roadhouse, As Good As It Gets, Batman(89), A Streetcar Named Desire, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore(Yet again, any film by Adam Sandler), Austin Powers 1,2, and 3( I can't help it I love that Canadian Bastards' Brand of Funny!), Waiting, Snatch, Kids, Requiem for A Dream, License to Drive, RENO 911: MIAMI, Alpha Dog, Sex and the City, Bandidas, The Simpsons Movie(Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever a Spider Pig Does.), Turistas, Romeo & Juliet '96, Spider-Man 1,2,3, Drowning Mona, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, The Wizard of Oz, On The Town, Singing in the Rain, Cover Girl, To Catch a Thief, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, A Walk in the Clouds, The Matrix, Like Water for Choclate, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, The Mexican, The Women,(the original one) Sin City, The Incredibles, Van Wilder, The Wash, Hustle & Flow(Which BTW is my life, someone stole my life! lol), Lost In Translation, Adaptation, Meet The Royal Tenenbaums, Snatch, Casablanca, Goodfellas, Godfather I, II, III, Gladiator,

THE OLYMPICS! Friends, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Boondocks, Futurama, The Sopranos, Entourage, Rome, Sex And The City, Scrubs, Mind Of Mencia, Lil' Bush, South Park, The Office,( Both the British and American versions), Coupling, Fawlty Towers, Benny Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, I LOVE THE 70's 80's 90's, Seinfeld, Ugly Betty, My Name Is Earl, How I Met Your Mother, Swingtown, Gossip Girl(YES I SAID IT, I LOVE THIS SHOW!), Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Run's House, Wendy Williams Show, ANYTHING from The History Channel, Samantha Who, Married With Children, RENO 911, The Fabulous Life of, Moment of Truth, Scooby Doo,

Gone With The Wind, The 48 Laws Of Power, The Art Of Seduction, Bergdorf Blondes, Lipstick Jungle, Where The Red Fern Grows, Behold A Pale Horse, He's Just Not That Into You, Any Salacious Summer Beach Read, Pam Anderson is good for that, so is the QUEEN, Jackie Collins. The Art Of War, The Devil Wears Prada, Everyone Worth Knowing, Trading Up, ALL The Flowers In The Attic Series, The Gossip Girl Series, How to Loose Friends and Alienate People(Although I have a sneaky suspicion that the movie will BLOW chunks.), The Bombshell's Manual of Style,

MAKE IT HAPPEN; BECAUSE THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THEM IS DETERMINATION - Rinna Escamilla

I may fall in a lake of shit but I always come out smelling like a rose. - Rinna Escamilla